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Geek feat. HighTyde and Absent Minded
I'm freakier and geekier than Childish Gambino
I'm rolling dice for D&D like I'm in Reno casinos
Choosing Doritos or Cheetohs, haters be sippin' on Pinot
They think they're cool like they're the One
You ain't the Son, Jet-Li or Neo
Zero is the number that you're likely to be
Well maybe Number Two, cause dude, you kind of stink
Your lack of mustard seed don't bring Justice to my League
You think you Rock? Well, "It doesn't matter what you think!"
You see, I'm smarter than the average bear
I don't share my Coca-Cola with no one, I don't care how cute those penguins stare
Now Christ-syders lift your lighters to the air
Praise the Lord on the dance floor, shake your derriere
And you'll catch me down at Samurai
Yvette and I were sired back at Sunnydale High
But I don't die from sunlight cause the sun's light is mine
I'll live forever in Neverland, Peter Pan, I take flight!
I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak
I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me
I'm unique, there is only one of me
I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me
I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak
I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me
I'm unique, there is only one of me
I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me
When I think of a geek, I think of someone who's cool and unique
A trendsetter with a vendetta like Wolverine
Fans hate us, smacking rappers with calculators
I'm a geek, and I'm proud to say it
Every day I wake up and my frames are taped together
I ain't into that pain, whips, or chains and leather
I don't post up slang, drugs, or bang Berettas
I'm at home watching shows with the babysitter
Sad but true, I just got a Star Trek cast pic as a backspread tattoo
Oh! What you think when I ask you
Can you still be a geek and rap too?
But you think I'm a freak cause I speak elite
Comic Con is my scene
And it seems I've got mutant blood in my genes
I'mma Hulk Smash everybody
Cause I'm a, I'm a...
I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak
I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me
I'm unique, there is only one of me
I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me
I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak
I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me
I'm unique, there is only one of me
I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me
I was old-fashioned back when they called me Absent
Now I'm so classic
You couldn't bully this fat kid if he was Mr. Fantastic
With Batman plus Doc, Randy, and Vandal Savage
That's just half of your League of Assassins
I'm massively damaged but managed to scavenge the truth
I don't have proof but I am proof
And if the show does stop and it hits the fan and I kick the can
I'll be back on the street like Robocop
I ain't Jim Duggan, I just hoe a lot
Reap what I sow or not
I'mma speak cause I'm a geek for Jehovah God
Photoshopped cats go viral
No athlete, but when my notepad leaks I throw spirals
You must defeat these styles to stand a chance against these poems
Or go home and be a family man
Like Wang Chung I do the Carleton Dance
No disrespect, I spell it out for you in Comic Sans
I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak
I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me
I'm unique, there is only one of me
I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me
I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak
I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me
I'm unique, there is only one of me
I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of mem
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