Geek feat. HighTyde and Absent Minded

I'm freakier and geekier than Childish Gambino

I'm rolling dice for D&D like I'm in Reno casinos

Choosing Doritos or Cheetohs, haters be sippin' on Pinot

They think they're cool like they're the One

You ain't the Son, Jet-Li or Neo

Zero is the number that you're likely to be

Well maybe Number Two, cause dude, you kind of stink

Your lack of mustard seed don't bring Justice to my League

You think you Rock? Well, "It doesn't matter what you think!"

You see, I'm smarter than the average bear

I don't share my Coca-Cola with no one, I don't care how cute those penguins stare

Now Christ-syders lift your lighters to the air

Praise the Lord on the dance floor, shake your derriere

And you'll catch me down at Samurai

Yvette and I were sired back at Sunnydale High

But I don't die from sunlight cause the sun's light is mine

I'll live forever in Neverland, Peter Pan, I take flight!

 

I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak

I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me

I'm unique, there is only one of me

I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me

I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak

I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me

I'm unique, there is only one of me

I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me

 

When I think of a geek, I think of someone who's cool and unique

A trendsetter with a vendetta like Wolverine

Fans hate us, smacking rappers with calculators

I'm a geek, and I'm proud to say it

Every day I wake up and my frames are taped together

I ain't into that pain, whips, or chains and leather

I don't post up slang, drugs, or bang Berettas

I'm at home watching shows with the babysitter

Sad but true, I just got a Star Trek cast pic as a backspread tattoo

Oh! What you think when I ask you 

Can you still be a geek and rap too?

But you think I'm a freak cause I speak elite 

Comic Con is my scene

And it seems I've got mutant blood in my genes

I'mma Hulk Smash everybody

Cause I'm a, I'm a...

 

I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak

I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me

I'm unique, there is only one of me

I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me

I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak

I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me

I'm unique, there is only one of me

I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me

 

I was old-fashioned back when they called me Absent

Now I'm so classic

You couldn't bully this fat kid if he was Mr. Fantastic

With Batman plus Doc, Randy, and Vandal Savage

That's just half of your League of Assassins

I'm massively damaged but managed to scavenge the truth

I don't have proof but I am proof

And if the show does stop and it hits the fan and I kick the can

I'll be back on the street like Robocop

I ain't Jim Duggan, I just hoe a lot

Reap what I sow or not

I'mma speak cause I'm a geek for Jehovah God

Photoshopped cats go viral

No athlete, but when my notepad leaks I throw spirals

You must defeat these styles to stand a chance against these poems

Or go home and be a family man 

Like Wang Chung I do the Carleton Dance

No disrespect, I spell it out for you in Comic Sans

 

I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak

I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me

I'm unique, there is only one of me

I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of me

I'm a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak

I'm a freak, because Jesus He died for me

I'm unique, there is only one of me

I'm complete, so I really don't care what you think of mem